Spanish Turkey Leg 

When a man wearing a sombrero rubs a greasy old turkey leg on a woman's breasts, and then proceeds to whack at them with his falace like a pinata.

A few weeks after Thanksgiving, Long John Sanchez gave her a Spanish Turkey Leg.

Spanish Turkey Leg by Pdiddy15 May 25, 2010

Wild Turkey 

This is when a guy pulls his pants down and moves his hips in a circular motion to moves his penis in a round about fan motion like a wild turkey tail feathers. Guarenteed to make a party go WILD!

A wild turkey tail feathers look like this when it is aroused.

Wild Turkey by Mikel Mc. June 29, 2007

Albuquerque turkey 

To back up with someone anus to anus, and shit into their ass, thus stuffing the turkey.

I'm so full from that Albuquerque turkey

Albuquerque turkey by 70457 Digital Breeish December 9, 2010

gay turkey vulture 

A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.

You must be a real ass cobbler to hang around with a gay turkey vulture like Kyle Cotton.

gay turkey vulture by Yoshida May 3, 2004

Basting the turkey 

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

Basting the turkey by Axell Spy February 20, 2011

Cold Turkey 

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

Cold Turkey by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

Thanksgiving Turkey 

; When a male takes his erected cock and balls and puts them under neath his anus and shitting hole. His cheerful playmate then goes under and begins to suck on the ball sack and shaft, when the time is right the male will shit out of his anus hole and make it go on the sucker...that is the stuffing of the turkey.

1. "Hey eliot do you want to have a thanksgiving turkey?"
2. "I wish i was a guy so I could do a thanksgiving turkey!"

Thanksgiving Turkey by conraddontyouknow September 20, 2009