noodle salad

A noodle salad is when a group consisting of four or more males put their flacid penises in a girls mouth.

Hey guys, Jen's coming over for a noodle salad.

by Silentexpletive October 4, 2016

Noodle Girl

"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.

Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.

by KPillionaireProduction.com April 12, 2015

cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Noodle

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.

Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!

by auxxie August 20, 2020

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine August 23, 2015

Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020