Snooki surprise

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.

Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

richi surprise

When you cum on Richi Herrera while you are fixing a bug from MMO.

Ayer me hice un richi surprise antes de meterme un pepino en el orto. by Marcio

by VLEIX April 26, 2018

Oreo Surprise

A white guy with a black dick. When he cums it makes an Oreo! Making his partner surprised!!

When girls suck my dick they get an Oreo surprise:)

by Sexyhaas6969 June 25, 2019

Salisbury Surprise

The act of opening someone else's pants and shitting in their pants.

John: I went to Salisbury for my first time and Jack opened my pants and shit in them.
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?

by Dicky Big February 27, 2020

Milkshake Surprise

When you nut in her mouth, and she keeps it in her mouth, releasing it in to yours when you go to kiss her

I was having an amazing time until she gave me a milkshake surprise

by afliiee March 12, 2020

Im surprised you found this...

How... what kind of hacks did you use to find this...

Person 1: hehe no one will find this defintion
Person 2: Is this it?
Person 1: WHA- Im surprised you found this...

by IconicFlame June 9, 2021

Tostito Surprise

When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.

Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!

by Bingus. January 27, 2022