walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

surprise

the pipe bomb I put in your ass

you know what I mean Hailey, the "surprise" is waiting

by anonymous September 13, 2021

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021

Boston Cream Surprise

The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.

Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight

Stacy: Ew.

by Dirk Dasterdly August 13, 2021

ice tea surprise

When you fuck the ice tea and somebody drinks it.

Damn jimmy just got some of my ice tea surprise

by -S41- August 14, 2021

No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.

No alarms and No Surprises, please.

by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021

skattake surprise

Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!

That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!

by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021