Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.

Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.

by Epicwins July 6, 2019

Smoosh Corner

A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.

Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.

by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019

Smooshy

when you're mooshy, make sure the nosey is especially mooshy

"that girl is so smooshy"

by OceanicManta September 12, 2019

Smooter

A thot who looks like they're smart but probably works at hooters.

Bro #1: Jenny is such a Smooter.

Bro #2: Yeah I wanted help with homework but she tried to suck my dick!

Bro #1: Ew that's gay...

Bro #2: Yeah that's gay...

by Grayconol October 7, 2019

smoophalapugus

Tortoise

I have to take a smoophalapugus

by Wwnedn January 28, 2020

Smolth

The act of setting up a timed camera for a photograph and, in the haste of getting into position, falling over right before the photograph is taken.

"The photo came out showing them falling flat on their face, it was a complete Smolth"

by Geardo October 30, 2019

Smoosh

Smoosh means to squish someone's face and smother it with kisses. Usually used in a romantic connotation.

"You're so cute, I am totally going to smoosh your face."

by menareuseless April 24, 2020