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Road eyes

When a person licks your eyes in a sexual fashion while driving on a road trip.
I picked up this girl on the side of the road on my way to Florida. She proceeded to go up on me and gave the most amazing road eyes in my life. I came twice.
by Cc eyes April 20, 2016
mugGet the Road eyesmug.

Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.
Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.
by i4nSx June 11, 2020
mugGet the Road Beavermug.

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educatedknow it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.
The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.
by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023
mugGet the Dirt Roads Scholarmug.

Road Moses

When you're the second car behind a slow driver who turns or changes lanes allowing you to lead the drivers behind you to or beyond the speed limit
Car 1 turns into other lane.

"Thank god now i can lead my people to proper speed as Road Moses "
by Disgruntled man March 21, 2016
mugGet the Road Mosesmug.

The Russland Road

Double shot of Rye and Ginger ale in a short glass with lots of ice and three Maraschino cherries. This cocktail is served at Russland Road poker nights and is popular with players. It gained notoriety when Jonah won a large pot and claimed his luck was brought on by by the Russland Road cocktail he started drinking that night.
I'll have The Russland Road please.
by Rip Bickford December 17, 2024
mugGet the The Russland Roadmug.

Agora Road

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"That was totally Agora Road of you, to do that!" - when someone e.g. tries to apply logic to human behaviour.
by dame_dane March 27, 2025
mugGet the Agora Roadmug.

road honey

Road head, but for girls: the driver’s seat is reclined 180 degrees, the giver lies down and has their head on the seat towards the peddles. The woman props her left foot up and uses her other to control the peddles while effectively riding the other party’s face while driving
Guy: will you give me road head on our trip??
Girl: only if you give me road honey in return ;)
by Thiccbish January 16, 2019
mugGet the road honeymug.

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