kak pipe

slang term for anus / bottom / arsehole.

He gave her one up the kak-pipe - she loved it!, or...
He's a kak-pipe cosmonaut (gay man)

by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004

metal pipe

A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick

Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

fry in the wrong pipe

1. When eating a french fry, it might "go down the wrong pipe," causing one to choke.
2. A slang term for male homosexual relations.

1. "Are you alright?" "Yeah, dude it's just a fry in the wrong pipe."
2. "Yo, dog, you put your fry in the wrong pipe."
3. "Did you hear about Bruce?" "Dude, I heard he puts his fry in the wrong pipe!"

by Balla4Allah April 26, 2007

Pipeman

Pipeman (smokes a large pipe) is a dirty ass piece of white trash who hangs around my town and sleeps outside of the save-a-lot quickie market. My friends and i have begun to associate anything dirty, shitty, rotten and flithy with pipeman

-Holy shit dude, it looks like pipeman lived here.
-Oh, wait, he doesnt have a home. Hah!

by Jeff April 15, 2004

pipes

A woman’s bits, best talked about in hushed tones by gynaecologists.

Adam: I heard her pipes were all twisted and rotten since she spawned that devil child.
Leo: Shhh, you’re no gynaecologist.

by I am Alan July 30, 2008

barbarian pipe sex

To have sex with an exhaust pipe of an automobile.

I just love to have barbarian pipe sex.

by fatcat346 June 23, 2003

Shoe up da pipe

When someone is fucking pissed and kicks your ass and their shoe gets stuck up your microscopic assholes

Kid 1: Your mom
Kid 2: Im gonna kick your ass!
*Kid 2 kicks Kid 1*
Kid 2: Haha, shoe up da pipe whore!
Kid 1: Owwie!! Do you have any vaseline for this?

by Shmeego May 5, 2005