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gammon gateposts

See "vertical bacon sandwich"
She had lips like gammon gateposts
by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004
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kak pipe

slang term for anus / bottom / arsehole.
He gave her one up the kak-pipe - she loved it!, or...
He's a kak-pipe cosmonaut (gay man)
by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004
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mammary dandruff

This is what a lady bears the morning after you've given her a pearl necklace
Bloke: I had a fantastic time last night
Girl: Yeah - but I've got terrible mammary dandruff
by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004
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