Definitions by Chrissy-Boy

kak pipe

slang term for anus / bottom / arsehole.

He gave her one up the kak-pipe - she loved it!, or...
He's a kak-pipe cosmonaut (gay man)

kak pipe by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004

gammon gateposts 

See "vertical bacon sandwich"

She had lips like gammon gateposts

gammon gateposts by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004

mammary dandruff 

This is what a lady bears the morning after you've given her a pearl necklace

Bloke: I had a fantastic time last night
Girl: Yeah - but I've got terrible mammary dandruff

mammary dandruff by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004