ninja punch

The negative outcome of showing off.

The term originally came about from someone declaring that he was going to "ninja punch" another, but bent his wrist upon impact and ended up hurting himself more than the other person.
Ninja punch can apply to any action, not just a punch, in which the person doing the "ninja punch" is attempting to show off to others, and fails horribly.

While playing a role play game, Billy attempted to throw a grenade at the enemy by bouncing it off of three walls and down the hall. Sadly for Billy, and those standing next to him, he rolled a 1 (critical failure) and dropped the live grenade at his feet.
One of the other plays declared "Way ta ninja punch!"

ninja punch by meoka2368 December 28, 2007

ninja 

Some basic facts about ninjas:
1-Ninjas never tell people that their ninjas(if they do then theyre probably planning on killing you)
2-Ninjas invented skate boarding(they have a great sense of humor)
3-Its phisically impossible for a ninja too sweat or get tired
4-Ninjas always wear a bandanna
5-Ninjas kill for fun(it's what they do)
6-Ninjas may have invented skateboarding but they dont skateboard(its for faggs)
7-No one kills a ninja(they choose to get killed)
8-Ninjas dont get wet(the water gets ninjad)
9-ninjas dont own a shadow
10-theirs always a ninja in your house so dont talk bad about ninjas at anytime(go ahead insult a ninja......lokk out for that shuriken!!!)
11-if you see a ninja kill him )trust me only fake ninjas dress up like ninjas)
12-If your Brocore then your not a ninja
13-Ninjas come in all shapes and sizes(except fat)
14-Ninjas arent faggots(all though some may be gay)
15-Ninjas do what they want even if that includes killin themselves
16-Dont argue with a ninja(unless you dont enjoy having testicles)
17-If your not sure about being a ninja go jump off a building, if you dont die your a ninja(if you do die you deserve it because your not a ninja)
18-male ninja+female ninja= Power sex
19-ninjas are always right(see number 16-dont argue with a ninja)
20-Ninjas are awesome

ninja: hey did you know i was a ninja
sceptical friend:yeah right Prove it
(cuts off his testicals with his bare hand)
ninja: hows that for proof?
no longer skeptical friend:(in a very high voice)yeah
(ninja kills him because ninjas never reveal their ninjahood)

ninja by fresh is what i aim for January 28, 2008

ghetto ninja

1. H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

2. A person infected with H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

3. Somone who is either secretive or in denial about their status as a carrier of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S.

4. A sneaky or stealthy person.

5. An urban practitioner of the ancient art of Ninjistu.

"You ain't heard? Laquana got that ghetto ninja."

"Goddamn man, last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

ghetto ninja by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ninja stars

If you call them this, you are a complete dumb fuck. it's called a SHURIKEN, dipwad. Go

I hate you...so much

ninja stars by Freud March 4, 2005

ninja bottom 

In sexual intercouse between two gay men, the partner who acts as the bottom, or receiver, although in public he gives off the mentality of being a top, or a giver.

I hear that Austin and his boyfriend broke up because he was too much of a ninja bottom. I guess the saying must be true: "Two bottoms don't make a top."

ninja bottom by jayteedizzle December 7, 2010

Dumpster ninja 

Guy who will invite you back to his dumpster and use the fine arts of boxed wine-ology and mad smooth ninja skills to woo a girl.

Guy 1: "Yo, You see Jeremy wit dat BoxWine?"
Guy 2: "Word"
Guy 1: "Dat boy is Maaaad Dumpster Ninjaish"

Dumpster ninja by A-BOOMBA September 10, 2005

Sexy Fucking Ninja 

A woman who hides how freaky she is. If you discover her and you are a freak yourself never ever give up on her. She will make your fantasies and your dreams come true.

Bill: So Tim I heard that you and Lexi enjoyed a bit of alone time together. So what happened?

Tim: *mentally freezes with pleasure from remembering last night* She is such a sexy fucking ninja...

Sexy Fucking Ninja by Goddess lover May 10, 2011