platinum lesbian 

a lesbian who has never done anything with a man (gold star), plus they were born by artificial insemination, so at the time that sperm met egg, there was no penis present.

Girl 1 - I hate those girls who have made out with guys before but say that they're lesbians... I'm a real lesbian, I've only been with girls.
Girl 2 - Yep, you're a gold star lesbian!
Girl 3 - Actually, I'm a platinum lesbian... there was no dick at conception.

platinum lesbian by labzoo December 6, 2015

Penis van Lesbian

Penis van Lesbian was the birth name of "Dick van Dyke". The actor was forced to change his name by his Hollywood agent. He was upset because the van Lesbians were an old Dutch family. His co-star Mary Tyler Moore supposedly called him this.

Penis van Lesbian sez: That young guy is hot. I want to have a lesbian relationship with him.

Penis van Lesbian by ahsay November 1, 2018

blind lesbian in a fishmongers 

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

blind lesbian in a fishmongers by mad dog February 25, 2004

Mouth Lesbian 

A lesbian or bisexual that does not participate in anything but oral sex. No objects or body parts are inserted into or around the vagina. Only females engage in this activities, males are not invited.

My main squeeze is a mouth lesbian. It was great until I kissed her and caught the herp.

Mouth Lesbian by RCgangsta February 24, 2010

Stereotypical lesbian 

A stereotypical lesbian has that "cool" factor, which Ellen has helped elevate. They wear flannel, beanies, snapback caps, baseball tees, folksy prints and Polar fleece. The Common footwear they wear is Birkenstocks, Airwalks, chucks, or Doc Martens. They wear no Make-up or Bras. Some pants they wear are jeans, cords, jean shorts or walking shorts. lesbian usually plays softball and could be very sporty. They all own cats. Short hair is another trait if a lesbian. Are Vegetarians/vegans.

Wow we are such a stereotypical lesbian couple!

Stereotypical lesbian by Jeffrey Houston October 23, 2016

Dort Lesbian 

A person whom enjoys receiving hard and heavy cock slap upon their naked arse. Not gender specific.

What is up with them dort lezzers? is they smoking crack or what?

Phil Mitchell likes to dort precious up the lesbian arse.

Dort Lesbian by rak-takahh June 8, 2004

Payday Lesbian 

Payday Lesbian:

A heterosexual, female pornographic artist that indulges in lesbian activity purely to increase the size of her pay cheque. She has no homosexual tendencies whatsoever.

Steve: Dude, I got this brilliant new porno you have to borrow, it's called 'Drink from the Furry Cup'

Jamie: Nah man, I bet they're all payday lesbians, I only like the real ones.

Payday Lesbian by GypsieHunter May 21, 2009