Whack Juice

1 - adj. to be extremely whack, able to negatively effect all others he/she may meet with their "whackness"

2 - radiating with lameness beyond all belief

3 - a level of uncoolness that would disassociate you from those you believe to be your friends

This Hansen concert would be dripping with whack juice

You have just spike the punch bowl of life with you abundance of whack juice

by William Jones November 30, 2006

douche juice

1) The liquid that accompanies a douche bag.
2) An alternate way to call someone a douche bag. The insulter simply implies that the insultee has consumed the douche bag liquid.

Bobby Evans: Pancake cock.
Luis: You're full of douche juice, fag.

by HugeBreasticle April 2, 2005

pussy juice

(n) the fluid that oozes from a cat if you squeeze it hard enough

You thought this was going to be dirty, didn't you? Sick bastard.

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002

orange juice

What you end up thinking you are, after taking a large dose of LSD.

Girl on LSD: Oh god, I'm gonna spill. HELP ME!

Guy: Oh man, you got you spilled self all over the floor. Stop tipping over.

Guy 2: Does that b**c* think she's orange juice?

by Grant W December 24, 2006

Jiggle Juice

The juice that gets you loose.

This juice also makes you jiggle, get retarded, power up like a power ranger, transform, feel extra good and make extra bread, and clown like it's yo birthday.

"Hey, do you have any jiggle juice?"

"Sure, can't you see Nate over there jigglin' and gettin' loose?"

by Raz -WildCard- May 7, 2008

olive juice

Something you silently mouth to someone to return an "I love you". When you silently mouth "olive juice", it looks like "I love you". A silent "olive juice" is usually used when someone tells you they love you, and you want to keep them, but you're not ready for that.

Man, Christie told me she loved me last night. I don't really wanna take that step yet, but I don't want her to dump me. . .so when i saw that she was waiting for me to say it back, I just mouthed "olive juice" and started making out with her.

by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010

juice fasting

(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.

"shannon called me i didn't make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can't stop thinking about food. how was your new years?"

by choo mama December 9, 2008