Hanukkah and Passover Jew

A Jew who only attends Temple during Hanukkah and Passover. They see this as the only 'mandatory' days to attend. Similar to the Christmas and Easter Christians.

you know Jim, he's a Hanukkah and Passover Jew. Today he's at Temple praying to God and tomorrow he will be eating a huge salami.

by thegeckoj December 4, 2010

Jew-Whoppa-Celt

What you get when when a half Jewish, half Irish woman marries an Italian.

I was at my nephews bahmistsva when I spotted a good looking woman across the room. As I approached I could clearly see she was a jew-whoppa-celt.

by A. jew-whoppa-celt September 3, 2009

self-hating Jew

a derogatory term used against people who speak-out against the actions or policies of the government of Israel, Zionists or other Jewish controlled organizations.

This Jewish person doesn't support the actions of Israel, they must be a self-hating Jew.

by juman December 29, 2008

Jesse Jew+Alexander

An unstoppable couple that are both Jewish

Person 1: Awww look at that couple

Person 2: they must be Jesse Jew+Alexander

by Jesse is A Jew November 11, 2022

Dead Jew Village

A group of people of the Jewish religion, that are dead in their village. They were most likely gased or burnt like their past relatives.

No, not another Dead Jew Village.

by alhdjlhajhd July 30, 2016

Ur nephew a jew

Way worse than “ur mom gay, ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian, ur uncy funky, ur sister mister, ur pap a trap and ur brother mother all combined

Ron: ur dad lesbian
Preston: no u
Ron: ur nephew a jew
Preston: *loads gun and proceeds to the bathroom*

by vseasons May 13, 2018

JEW-P-TER

territories occupied by Jews ,Palestine.

hey man ,whats going on in jew-p-ter again? war did break out last week.

by TourageKnight May 6, 2018