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Chuck Jizz

To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.

“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable
by Alabama Lucydrop April 11, 2021
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barbecue watermelon jizz

barbecue watermelon jizz is the term for brollic black guys jizzing on white men/women
Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
by BWJpriest June 6, 2024
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Cincinnati Jizz Bomb

The Cincinnati Jizz Bomb is a process off unloading your full Scrotel Sack over the back end of a short people, whilst chanting ‘Dimascio’
Short people are you ready? Unloading the Cincinnati Jizz Bomb… oooooooooooooooooooo ‘Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio’
by Sutty9 August 4, 2022
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Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
by boggler January 24, 2019
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Jizz

Jizz, originally named "Axel"

Jizz is a guy with absolute no rizz

Jizz is a short guy who always write his name on desks and walls etc.
"Hey, have u seen Jizz?"

"Yeah, I saw him with some guy cosplaying rainbow six siege. Really weird"

"Ah man, don't be such a Jizz"

"I'm not naming my son Axel for sure. I do not want him to end up like a Jizz"
by NotSebb!! March 31, 2023
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The Jabba Jizz

When you time your wank perfectly to finish exactly when Jabba the Hutt is choked out by Leia.
‘Mate it was glorious! My tail dropped just as his did! I finally achieved The Jabba Jizz’
by TimboTheTassie May 25, 2022
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Jizzing

Jizzing: An intense feeling of happiness, similar to the phrase ‘buss a nut
Oh my god I’m jizzing this pizza is so good
by jusalilbitbatty May 30, 2024
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