Squid pants

A smelly crotch area that suction cups to any penis it can get ahold of!

That girl Ashliegh's squid pants keep dragging ever guy in this bar to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bazemorerized July 08, 2016

shat pant

Pants that have been shat in. Usually given as a gift.

Thank you for the beautiful pare of shat pants. That are the finest pare I have seen!

by hotkoreanbabysandwiches May 07, 2016

Baby pant

When a person is such a baby, that their babiness level of being a baby is immeasurable by baby standards.

Did you see Laura today? She is such an F'in baby pants!

by Truthdoctorjd April 20, 2018

guzzle pants

One who enjoys slapping young boys on their private parts, creating irregular sounds of pain

Wow, my dad is a real guzzle pants.

by Jerome February 14, 2005

Pussy Pants

Literally the best things ever!! Basically vagina shaped pants that were featured in Janelle Monae's music video.

I have the best boyfriend ever!! Last week he bought me pussy pants!

by Cyoochi January 24, 2019

drama pants

someone who normally has the first name james. they normally like to do homosexual things like listen to coldplay, or visit lemonparty.org frequently.

I bet drama pants would like it

by iW u n k a January 19, 2011

Beef Pants

Common misinterpretation of the chant "defense!" often heard at American football games.

Why is everyone yelling beef pants?

by Mel4000 January 03, 2011