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Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.
First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.
by edstar77 July 14, 2024
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google

if it wasnt for google id have dumped all my classes!
by a human ig January 27, 2023
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Google Lens

An intentionally stupid image search AI that censors you from searching images with women/girls, regardless of real or cartoon, naked or not. Also many artworks from small artists are omitted from the search, so that searching the OPs from artworks are hard on this and you have to rely on Yandex (most reliable) or Bing or Baidu (for Chinese artists)

Whenever it's not censored, the search results are not accurate and shows you similar things instead
"That farting woman cartoon that said "biu" has no result whenever you try to search on Google Lens, but Yandex and Baidu shows the exact result"

"Search any cute stickers or art you get from Pinterest, Google Lens might not tell you, not even giving the similar results"

"Try searching something like Touhou or any Japanese cartoons on Google Lens. They said no search results but for some reason, they sometimes don't censor"
by PuniUwUCute February 14, 2023
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googled

1) When someone has been tricked into believing something because it's on the first 2 pages of Google.

2) When someone tries winning an argument with the first example on Google's webpage.
Those people have been "googled" because they believe the craziest things.

Have you been "googled" or did you actually scroll passed the first couple of pages and got the correct data.
by Blacktripp October 1, 2025
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Uncle Google

The moniker for the all-knowing search engine Google, as it is also known as "Mbah Google" or "Eyang Google" (both meaning "Grandpa Google") in Indonesian
When I have a random question about anything, I just ask Uncle Google and get my answers in seconds!
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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Googling knuckles

When you insert more than one finger in a women's pussy digging deep in search of her G-spot to make her cum.
Whenever I put in more than one finger in her pussy all the way to my knuckles I can feel and rub her G-spot. She loves it when I give her pussy a good google search all the way knuckles deep. Googling knuckles deep.
by whtronin October 19, 2025
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