rage-google

Furiously Google-searching the web presence of someone you despite. Also known as hate-Googling.

I was so mad when I hear Bob was cheating on my friend with a woman named Lauren Smith that I spent an hour on a rage-Google search of her online presence.

by Summer McManness March 5, 2018

upstairs google

Wen you materbate on the window of a upstairs motel on the complementary Wi-Fi

Damn I bout to for real go back to the room upstairs Google and shower

by Dirtypatdamann December 10, 2017

Google

A site containing information that people will use.

How can I loose weight...I'll go on google and search it up.

by Teddy bear206 May 31, 2017

Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.

I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.

by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010

Googled

When the corporation you work for makes huge profits and cuts workers pay.

Sorry you were googled but we had to make cuts across the board.

by ColoradoMack February 19, 2022

Google

The only reason I'm passing school.

Some random guy: Hey do you know the answer for B in the homework? Me: No, Just Google it

by Annonymouseee December 20, 2022