The google bitchapottamus is a chat personality that gives google searches a voice...the only thing is, a google bitchapottumus is SUCH a smartass, she doesn't have to google it.
by paige111902 May 30, 2012
The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.
When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.
Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."
by Bingo Fucking Gas Station November 01, 2018
When a person who takes your researched Google knowledge and makes it their own, without giving you credit.
Cin: hey Luis, I found tennis courts on 24th street.
Later on that week. ..
Louie: we should go play tennis at the high school.
Luis (with cin sitting right next to him): actually I think there are tennis courts on 24th street.
Cin: Hey I told you that! Why are you always "Google jacking"me?
Later on that week. ..
Louie: we should go play tennis at the high school.
Luis (with cin sitting right next to him): actually I think there are tennis courts on 24th street.
Cin: Hey I told you that! Why are you always "Google jacking"me?
by cindsmit December 23, 2013
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by Laverna's profit March 01, 2018
A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google
This is the next stage after a soft google
by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019