Ethan

Extremely tall and tends to hit people

Oh no! Its Ethan, and he's got a stick!

*wa-psh* *wa-psh*

by Bombtortoise January 18, 2022

Ethan Dolan

A hot guy that became famous on vine in 2014 with his twin brother, Grayson.

His jawline looks like a bicycle seat, and is really sharp like a knife.

He's so hot you could burn yourself if you touched him, but how can you resist.

He loves being called daddy, and has a spanking kink.

Ethan Dolan is so hot, my ovaries are going to explode!

by eleanorcalderisbae June 29, 2017

Ethan

.an orgasmic human being, who is very loving, kind and has a bomb ass fashion sense. He has a hot bod and his face is fleeky as fuck as well as his sexy hair. overall so hard working, puts other people before himself, as funny as a chicken and not a NONCE . not to mention he is a proper sexpert.

ethan's a skeng G

by pengting1234 July 12, 2017

Ethan

A literal fucking tool, nobody ever should confront him. Oh and make joke about wanting to talk to him cause clearly he the dude u use to pay your bar tab or rent bills

Hey ethan sorry for fucking your girlfriend listen I need some money can u spot me some money “Por favor”

Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes

Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone

by Biggestkikever May 18, 2022

ethan

ethan is a square

person 1: wow look theres ethan
yoda: ethan square he is
person 1: wow thanks yoda from star wars

by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023

David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.

Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-

by david is me February 24, 2022

Ethan

A sheep who refuses to except the world for what it is

An Ethan is a sheep

by Notethansheep November 23, 2021