My boyfriend. His mind is full of the darkest and dirtiest jokes on this corrupt planet. Hes got a cute pervstache and little chin hairs. He needs a haircut and a new pair of pants. He gives good hugs and has a monster cock.
Ethan knows all the best jokes
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He may not be smart but he always tries!!
He may not be smart but he always tries!!
Charlotte-Omg Ethan is so cute
Kiara-ask him out
Charlotte-I am scared
Kiara -why?
Charlotte-I am scared he won’t like me
Kiara-he will trust me
Charlotte- fine
Kiara-ask him out
Charlotte-I am scared
Kiara -why?
Charlotte-I am scared he won’t like me
Kiara-he will trust me
Charlotte- fine
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he wants to be friends with everyone, BUT, he's very shy at first, but once you get to know him he's funny, very athletic
and just soemeon you want to be friends with.
BEWARE, do NOT piss Ethan off, he is strong, even though he does'nt look like it
why?
he wants to be friends with everyone, BUT, he's very shy at first, but once you get to know him he's funny, very athletic
and just soemeon you want to be friends with.
BEWARE, do NOT piss Ethan off, he is strong, even though he does'nt look like it
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And Kaylee thinks Ethan is also hot and sexy
They are soulmate bsfs and when ones down the other one always knows how to cheer they other one up
And Kaylee thinks Ethan is also hot and sexy
They are soulmate bsfs and when ones down the other one always knows how to cheer they other one up
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