Urban Dictionary

A horrid place that some people put in real definitions, whilst the other 90% either:
1. Make words for sexual matters, or
2. Make names of themselves or their crushes, listing EVERY single good factor about a person in the world.

1. Look anything up, there will be something sexual for it.
2. *Looks up name* (Insert name here) is the smartest, most beautiful being on Earth, how could someone be so godly? He/she is just so...etc. etc. etc.

Please stop it with the names on the Urban Dictionary. Please.

by A_single_bean June 2, 2019

urban dictionary

a porn glossary

i learned what "beat the squirt" and 'playing the rusty trombone" means on urban dictionary.

by gerllamawolf October 17, 2013

urban dictionary

A place to find (mostly) hilarious stuff even though some people go on their to be serious (but who does that anymore-_-)Its a place to go on when your at school and is bored as fuck. Also a place to spread gossip about celebrities. It is simply gods way of knowing whats going on in this run down world. Pretty much the only sane people in this world are the gamers. Who like no physical activity, soaking in all this damn pollution. Seriously, I don't understand people who enjoy a lot of physical activity. Oh, and sex positions. Lots and lots of sex positions.

Boy 1: "Dude this is sooooo boring."
Boy 2:"Why the fuck do you think i am on the urban dictionary, gossip?"
Boy 1:"... Yeah."
Boy 2:"get out."
Boy 1: ":^)"

by corvokenway December 7, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website where philistines can learn everything they need to know, to bastardise the great English language.

Gz, the bastardisation of 'Congratiations'. Other examples can be found int eh Urban Dictionary.

by Kiphal November 27, 2011

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website that calls itself a dictionary. It says that these definitions are true, but DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING OFF THIS SITE (unless it's a definition of your name ;D). Anywho, have fun urban dictionary surfing cause it's fun to make fun of ;)

*IN CLASS*
Friend: aren't you supposed to be doing work...?
You: nah dudeeeee, I'm on urban dictionary

by anawasia :P January 7, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The best fricking website ever!!!!

Did you look that up on urban dictionary?

by Forever Yours11 April 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary for morons and sexually frustrated idiots.

The above definition for urban dictionary is clear enough. No example necessary.

by listen2EWF October 31, 2014