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Christian

1. A political movement that uses the name and identity of Christ to gather support and momentum for its causes and ideals.

2. A social group that meets for networking and support, usually on Sunday mornings and/or Wednesday nights.

3. A follower of the teachings of Christ.
1. Glenn Beck organized a Christian political rally at the Lincoln Memorial on August 28, 2010.

2. My mom likes the 8:30 service at the Christian church where she is a member.

3. My friend John, the Christian, totally lives like a humanitarian.
by JavaJaneOhio September 22, 2010
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Christine Park

1. Nooblet
2. Fagglet
3. Nigglet
4. Booblet
Me:"Hey Christine Park!"
Christine: "No." -Mutters "fagglet"-
Me: "Okay..."
by Your Nigglet. December 27, 2011
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Christian simp

When a christian marries a woman just to fuck, he is a christian simp.
Justin:Oh my god Brandon is such a christian simp
Kendrick:Ik right?
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tellitubby christian

a christian that never goes through hardship and is always jolly
a tellitubby christian does not exist
by kevin kang December 25, 2007
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Christian hedonist

A Christian who believes it's okay to have a good time for the greater glory of God. Not to be confused with a traditional hedonist, who concentrates on sexual pleasure, a Christian hedonist is all about spiritual pleasure.
That girl is such a Christian hedonist. Just look at the way she enjoys singing in church. It's barbaric!
by Matrix513 September 2, 2011
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Just-In-Case Christian

What people who don't think they need to be forgiven for anything call people who think they'll be forgiven for everything. Normally it's fun to point out hypocrisy, but when the person doing so is being a hypocrite in the process, it threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum.
"Godless people like to point out all the just-in-case Christians, yet they're no better since they don't think they require forgiveness for anything. Must be nice to always have a clear conscience because you're your own god."
by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010
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Christian Bale

Male, Actor, Secret ruler of the Galaxy.

First came on the scene in Steven Speilberg's "Empire of the Sun".

Best known for his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in Mary Harron's translation of "American Psycho", written by Brett Easton Ellis.

Lost over 60 pounds to play Trevor Reznik in "El Maquinista", endangering his chance of playing Batman in "Batman Begins", which he would film directly afterwards.

Revived the "Batman" franchise in 2005 (with some help from Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson, and Ken Watanabe)in forementioned, "Batman Begins".

Is the best actor of the 21st century.(If you dont know that yet, you will soon ;)
"Yea that part in American Psycho where Christian Bale is chasing that hooker naked through the apartment building with a chainsaw is pretty sick... you wanna get the three for 5 at Domino's?"
by Herman Tiowish July 21, 2008
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