chris benoit 

v. to choke out a bitch and/or small child
n. the act of choking out a bitch/and or small child

"Benoit" can also be used as a substitute

"Bitch, stop stealing the blankets or I will Chris Benoit your shivering ass."

"My dad pulled a Benoit and all I got was this fucking bible."

chris benoit by Jeff T July 31, 2007

chris demakes 

lead singer of less than jake and is very talented and cool. and hot. he plays guitar for the band, and sings too. he and roger manganelli (hot fuckin bass player from less than jake) both share the vocals. go see less than jake in concert. its a gooooood time!

chris demakes is AMAAAZING!

chris demakes by rogers loverrr October 28, 2006

Chris Lynch 

someone who drinks to much, vomits on himself then shits his own bathtub.

Commonly used as a put down
'Tim' awwww man i was so drunk last night
'Jake' did you Chris Lynch the tub

Chris Lynch by random_stranger October 16, 2008

chris brown 

A young R&B singer from Tappahannock, Virginia popular for the chart topping hit Run It

Chorus from a Chris Brown song: Is ya man on the flo?
If he ain't...
Let me know
Let me see if you can run it, run it
girl indeed I can run it, run it

chris brown by Sweet Lies<3 January 1, 2006

chris martin 

Singer of the amazing band Coldplay

he is amazing
and he plays piano, guitar and vocals.

Married to Gwenyth Paltrow

Child named Apple.

"i saw Coldplay, Chris Martin is soo hott"

chris martin by Amy Maranteenie September 16, 2005

Chris Michaels 

When someone smokes so much weed they forget who and or where they are.

Omg, i am so chris michaelsed i don't know where i am.

Chris Michaels by jonnyboy12 January 7, 2010

Chris Luck 

when something happens that is so incredibly unlikely or lucky, it can be defined as "chris luck". A reference to Deformed_Orc, a ROBLOX user known for his lucky and bullshit moments.

"Dude how did not die? you were 1 shot"
"average chris luck moment"

Chris Luck by curly josh July 1, 2022