wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.

A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.

by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009

Child

a word that is pronounced Child and not Chi-Old

Child is one syllable

by Chonese December 17, 2022

Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023

Child

a fucking faggot

children are faggots

by rgjdjsfjxg May 25, 2023

green child

i found him in lost property

hey i found a green child the other day.

how cool

by mmmmmmmmilk April 30, 2020

CHILD

Annika Rose Hermelin :)

The Child is dying

by the one and only child October 21, 2021

Child

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of

"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:

by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023