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The act of spreading one’s cheeks, placing it on the tip of one’s nose and bouncing on it religiously.
by b.ibble June 29, 2025
Get the Nose Bounce mug.1) Two friends who engage in a romantic and/or sexual relationship for any period of time, and then go back to being friends
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Man 1 - “We got drunk and hooked up last night, but we both agree that it’s a one time thing.”
Man 2 - “Solid platonic bounce.”
Man 2 - “Solid platonic bounce.”
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A cosmic stroke of outrageous good luck, named after the guy who somehow turns every disaster into a win. A Harry Bounce happens when someone screws up, hits it sideways, or makes a terrible decision — yet the universe immediately fixes it for them and hands them a perfect outcome anyway.
Originates from golf: when Harry blasts a ball deep into the trees and, instead of dying there like a normal shot, it ricochets back out and rolls to the middle of the fairway. Happens in every part of his life: traffic, work, relationships, food orders, you name it — if it should’ve gone wrong, a Harry Bounce magically saves it.
Originates from golf: when Harry blasts a ball deep into the trees and, instead of dying there like a normal shot, it ricochets back out and rolls to the middle of the fairway. Happens in every part of his life: traffic, work, relationships, food orders, you name it — if it should’ve gone wrong, a Harry Bounce magically saves it.
Ben: “Dude, Harry just snap-hooked his drive into the woods.”
Ryan: “Nah, watch this… Harry Bounce.”
(Ball rockets off a branch and rolls to 110 yards, dead center.)
Ben: “Unreal. If I hit that shot, I’m re-teeing.”
Nik: “Guy lives in a force field. Bad things literally can’t stick.”
Ryan: “Nah, watch this… Harry Bounce.”
(Ball rockets off a branch and rolls to 110 yards, dead center.)
Ben: “Unreal. If I hit that shot, I’m re-teeing.”
Nik: “Guy lives in a force field. Bad things literally can’t stick.”
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Get the Harry Bounce mug.A physics-defying miracle reserved for that one guy who is so stupidly lucky it makes everyone around him question their own life choices. A Harry Bounce is when someone hits an atrocious shot, makes a terrible decision, or screws up royally — and the universe immediately rewards him instead of punishing him, like it’s his personal assistant.
Named after Harry, a man who can nuke a golf ball into a zip code marked “Lost Forever,” only for it to trampoline off three trees, clip a squirrel, and roll out to the center of the fairway with perfect yardage.
Happens in every part of his life:
blows off responsibilities → gets praised
shows up late → gets the best spot
orders wrong item → gets upgraded for free
He is, without explanation, the human embodiment of a glitch in the simulation.
Named after Harry, a man who can nuke a golf ball into a zip code marked “Lost Forever,” only for it to trampoline off three trees, clip a squirrel, and roll out to the center of the fairway with perfect yardage.
Happens in every part of his life:
blows off responsibilities → gets praised
shows up late → gets the best spot
orders wrong item → gets upgraded for free
He is, without explanation, the human embodiment of a glitch in the simulation.
Ben: “Bro, Harry just hit a driver so far left it needed a passport.”
Ryan: “Relax… watch the Harry Bounce.”
(Ball pinballs through the forest like it owes him money, rolls to 95 yards out.)
Ben: “I swear this dude is cheating at life.”
Nik: “He could fall down a flight of stairs and land with a free drink in his hand.”
Ryan: “Relax… watch the Harry Bounce.”
(Ball pinballs through the forest like it owes him money, rolls to 95 yards out.)
Ben: “I swear this dude is cheating at life.”
Nik: “He could fall down a flight of stairs and land with a free drink in his hand.”
by Diesel!! November 30, 2025
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