texas hay bailer

When you cut off a woman's pubes, then 'ball up' the hairs and insert the ball of hair into the woman's anus. Then have anal sex.

"I still have hair in my butt from that Texas hay bailer I did last night with Adam."

by Meek12 May 15, 2014

Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.

-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?

by Rydotra October 11, 2021

Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 28, 2014

texas hoe down

First let me start out and say everything is bigger and better in Texas. Ex. Alexis Texas!! When a cow girl knows how to get down and dirty . Normally entails fucking and she must ride you like a horse. If she don't know how to ride you like a horse she ain't a cowgirl and it aint't a Texas hoe down. That would be a city hoe down.

"Oh man she knows how to do a Texas hoe down lemme tell ya"
"Dude she let me down cause she just gave me a city hoe down"

by ALEXIS TEXAS REPRESNTENTATIVE October 3, 2017

The Texas Oil Ridge

Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.

I went over to Donna’s house this morning and gave her the Texas oil ridge! I struck black gold!

by Butter Sue July 19, 2019

Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.

The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.

by akaRakxm July 7, 2023

texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.

Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.

by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015