Definitions by DShiznit

Texas J-Walking 

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

Texas J-Walking by DShiznit October 28, 2014

GSEBG 

Acronym for "Green Synthetic Easter Basket Grass", the technical term for the shredded green plastic grass popular around the beginning of spring.

Damn it, I had to weed through 3 feet of GSEBG to get to my candy this year!

GSEBG by DShiznit May 22, 2011