2 definitions by DShiznit

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The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.
Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.
by DShiznit October 28, 2014
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Acronym for "Green Synthetic Easter Basket Grass", the technical term for the shredded green plastic grass popular around the beginning of spring.
Damn it, I had to weed through 3 feet of GSEBG to get to my candy this year!
by DShiznit April 29, 2011
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