Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 29, 2014

GSEBG

Acronym for "Green Synthetic Easter Basket Grass", the technical term for the shredded green plastic grass popular around the beginning of spring.

Damn it, I had to weed through 3 feet of GSEBG to get to my candy this year!

by DShiznit April 29, 2011