Avant-tarde

Hipsters who think they are cool, new and fresh, and have missed the irony in their retardedness.

The leading edge of edgy hipsters who have their heads so far up their arseholes with not an ounce of cool or self-awareness to allow them to realise that they are not in any way shape or form presenting anything new in their style, action, diction or modus operandi.
1) That guy, Don Atari, is so avant-garde. (adjective)

2) My sister is one of the avant-tarde. (noun)
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G-tard

Willie acting fruity, dude is a G-tard
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Tarded

Verb; and noun all in one. When the individual is super sensitive and highly reactive to offending situations, you call them Tarded so you don't bruise any egos or hurt some butts.
Statistically speaking, 86% of the American population is Tarded. They get offended and triggered just for having to get out of bed.
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Totalitarianistic tard

The term "totalitarianistic tard" combines "totalitarianistic," which refers to a form of government that seeks to control every aspect of public and private life, with the word "tard," which is a derogatory slang term sometimes used to insult or demean someone perceived as foolish or incompetent.

Together, "totalitarianistic tard" could suggest a person who is perceived as both authoritarian in their views or behavior and lacking in intelligence or awareness. However, this phrase does not have a standardized or widely recognized meaning and is not commonly used in discourse. It may be seen as offensive or derogatory, so caution is advised in its use.
Person 1: Dude, Americans suck with their "freedom", when their freedom clearly isn't working out. Putin and Kim Jong Un are the best leaders in the world. Communists, rise up against the Western world! Person 2: Shut up, you totalitarianistic tard. There's no sense in arguing with an idiot like you.
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Tard

To airy rectified drumstick
The act of not listening to someones side of the story
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tard

"Anne is such a tard!"
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Tard

A more polite way of saying retard.
1. Dave is licking the window again he's such a Tard.

2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard
by Hancri August 17, 2014
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