Cap

That little slice of heaven they get from the tip of your penis when you're a baby

Mom: doctor can you do the operation to remove my son's cap

You're straight cappin(aka: you're uncircumcised)

by Master Cheef February 19, 2022

cap

Cap, usually means the opening to a bottle that you can screw on and off. Cap also can mean a hat with a sturdy flap on it. But cap can ALSO mean something that is not true.

hey, gimme that bottle cap. My water bottle is gonna ruin all my stuff if it sits open like that.
Yo man, that's a cool cap you got there! Where'd you get it?
Huh. That sounds pretty cap to me. I highly doubt this will work.

by Dove the Rat July 4, 2022

bloody cap

When you're getting eating out while someone is wearing a hat and soon his hat looks like Vietnam flashbacks.

Friend 1: how was it last night?
Friend 2: it ended with a bloody cap.

by Marcilene is secretly me!!13 May 27, 2017

cap

A lie, something fake, or something that doesn't check out.

"Yesterday I shook Biden's hand"
"That's such cap"

by bhfkjnds June 1, 2022

cap

The act of lying in a way that benefits one party, while fucking over the other. Often used in phrases such as "no cap", "stop capping" or "that's cap".

Us: hey bob, wanna link with us tonight?
Bob: i cant, i gotta go to my grandparents', then i gotta go to costco with my mom
Us: dude that fuckin cap

by gmimag-ykcs December 22, 2020

Dam Cap

Shortened to the Robin Ruth Amsterdam cap.

Dam caps are notoriously worn by Chavs for their low cost and similarity to the DSQUARED cap.

Person 1: Hi guys
Person 2: Aye
Person 1: Is no one going to mention my cap?
Person 3: Why what?
Person 1: It's my Dam cap!
Person 4: What the fuck's that?
Person 1: I don't know but everyone in Blacon's wearing it!

by RAREST9001 November 17, 2017

Big Bean Dont Cap

A phrase used by a person referred to as “big bean” saying they don’t cap

Y’all heard of that street gang leader named big bean, I heard big bean dont cap

by Gein Boi November 23, 2020