"Hi can I get fruit for jimmy"
"Why did you name him that, might as well abort before u get attached"
"Why did you name him that, might as well abort before u get attached"
by Thiccboy3000 September 23, 2020
Get the Jimmy mug.Jimmy Is a big headed b**** who thinks he knows everything, just Because of how old he is. Unfortunately he is a heavy drinker & an over thinker which never goes well as a combination, he will end up fighting his feelings which causes him to have outbursts aka, getting wound up.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
Man “stop being such a Jimmy Francis”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
by Jimmy Francis September 29, 2020
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Woah! That's Jimmy! He helped me with my relationship
by Smashbros69 September 30, 2020
Get the Jimmy mug.The coolest dude you could ever hope to call your friend. Straight up badass. Can pick up a dirt bike with 1 finger. Sometimes takes adds but actually doesnt need to because hes more badass than adds. Always has 5-100 girls to stir their guts at any given time and also to pay for his dirt bike payment. Usually drives a badass truck but sometimes has to drive the waggin.
Does 27 mile wheelies and is obsessed with hitting 300 foot gaps off steel ramps. Also the most mechanically intelligent person that ever existed. Your car could break into a million pieces and it would be welded back together in 3 minutes.
Seems like a badass when you first meet him, because he is. But is actually like one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Does 27 mile wheelies and is obsessed with hitting 300 foot gaps off steel ramps. Also the most mechanically intelligent person that ever existed. Your car could break into a million pieces and it would be welded back together in 3 minutes.
Seems like a badass when you first meet him, because he is. But is actually like one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Eric: dude have you talked to Jimmy
The Honda fucktard: Yeah dude we sent it last weekend it was twiztid up
Eric: dude I'm scared of Jimmy hes to badass for my beer drinkin ass
The Honda kid: yeah. Your a bitch Eric.
Jimmy: I will cut through your neck with a shoelace
The Honda fucktard: Yeah dude we sent it last weekend it was twiztid up
Eric: dude I'm scared of Jimmy hes to badass for my beer drinkin ass
The Honda kid: yeah. Your a bitch Eric.
Jimmy: I will cut through your neck with a shoelace
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Get the jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one mug.A curry licker and has a 1 inch willy and some bushy pubes (usually eat peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)
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