Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom

"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"

by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017

SHIT

Super honey iced tea

Oh SHIT I dropped my phone

by OhDaddyYesHarder February 12, 2020

shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.

Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”

by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021

Busy Shit

Anything that requires saying that you are busy.

Person 1: Yo P2 im doing some busy shit rn im learning the craft of skinnynomics
Person 2: Alright son thats some busy shit

by kekistani420 September 4, 2019

Chicken shit

You

Chicken shit

by mennäperille December 10, 2019

Shit

That thing you say when you thing out you crush is bi-polar

You:do you have any heath conditions by any chance

Crush:well im kinda bi-polar
You:shit

by Redditor/lonely July 7, 2020

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022