Chicken Dick

Chicken Dick is a simple game...
1) Two guys drop there pants and let there dicks hang
2) They wait until one of them gets a boner
Whoever gets hard first is known as the gay kid
If one of the guys is in fact gay then the other guy is considered gay for the gay guy

Matt: Wanna play Chicken Dick?
John: Sure
Both: (looks at each other’s dick; John gets hard)
Matt: JOHNS GAY
John: I am gay
Matt: . . .
John: MATTS GAY FOR ME

by maksym1000 September 8, 2020

spat a dick

when you laugh so hard the combination of phlegm and drool that you produce creates a perfect sillouhette of a cock with a little bit of semen on the carpet.

"bruh you laughed so hard I spat a dick!!

by flame-o and the drip July 9, 2017

DICK DANDRUFF

1.Dry skin inside your pubes like actual head dandruff. .
2. Post sexual juices crustied around the base of your peepee place.

I didn't shower after sex so I got dick dandruff and it smells.

by FERDA BOYZ September 16, 2018

Dick juggler

Always grabbing random dicks

Dj loves the cock he's a real dick juggler

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Heavy Metal Dick

A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.

*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*

Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”

Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”

Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.

by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025

Pizza Dick

When a penis has smegma and has entered a vagina on its period and got blood on it.

eg. "Damn I've got pizza dick!"

by PIZZADICK99 June 13, 2021