when your rectum turns red like a red stone torch from minecraft and the poop dispenser releases your brown log with some blood or your ass hole feels like hooks law
guy: my rectum is red like a red stone torch
guy2: is your poop dispenser releasing brown logs
guy: yeah nigga and it has some blood
guy2: i had pain shit but it was like hooks law
guy2: is your poop dispenser releasing brown logs
guy: yeah nigga and it has some blood
guy2: i had pain shit but it was like hooks law
by i❤️gayshit May 18, 2022
Get the pain shitmug. A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).
Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...
by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017
Get the Shit Shrapnelmug. by Squishen April 1, 2023
Get the Shitting it downmug. When you try to find a normal definition on Urban Dictionary and people turn it into a sex joke. But hands to you, if you try to find a normal definition on urban dictionary then you are a gay psychopath
Person 1: searches anything on UD
Person 1: oh shit! I hate this NSFW s*x joke!
Person 2: you asked for it 🙄
Person 1: oh shit! I am dying!
Person 1: oh shit! I hate this NSFW s*x joke!
Person 2: you asked for it 🙄
Person 1: oh shit! I am dying!
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 19, 2025
Get the oh shitmug. by lildraco12 November 6, 2021
Get the Obama Shitmug. When you eat spicy food and it results in you having to take a massive shit. This occurrence usually lasts 10-30 minutes and will leave you in anal pain half the time. It usually burns quite hard and is diarrhea in most cases.
by guacsteroni123 July 6, 2021
Get the Rich shitmug.