The Shits

When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.

1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"

2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"

by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025

sonic shit eating ass

somone or something that wants you ass fuck off

"come on you sonic shit eating ass you know you want me"

by sonciciciceas October 7, 2022

Shit Bitch

An older woman that sits on the toilet for 2-3 hours in a sitting and prevents anyone else from using the bathroom.

"I'm going to piss myself if that Shit Bitch doesn't get off the toilet."

by shitfacenelson September 19, 2018

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks, the dingo ate my baby.

by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023

Clapping Shit

Clapping shit is a slang for having dirty and shitty anal sex.

Yeah, I saw this nasty porn scene on pornhub where this huge dude were clapping shit with some tiny asian chick. Shit was messy, man...

by Loroch March 24, 2018

Shit-balls

When you dicked her down so good in the ass that when you fuck her in her twat she shits all over your balls. In this case, shit-balls are a positive thing.

"Shit-balls!" Mike exclaimed as he came all over Kelly Ripa's face.

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones March 12, 2023

Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023