Mars Area School District

A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.

Mars Area School District is a good district, although with a few, really stupid people.

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

sols rng disorder

sols rng disorder typically refers to someone being addicted to the hit roblox game "Sol's RNG". you literally cannot stop nor take a break on this game once you start playing this game. you get something good then you get addicted. if you are a victim of sols rng disorder, too bad, because there is no cure. (i hate beginners luck)

friend 1: "do you have sols rng disorder
friend 2: "yes"
friend 1: "womp womp"

by amazriel March 2, 2024

Loading the Dishwasher

When you cum inside of a woman and get her pregnant.

I was Loading the Dishwasher about 8 months ago, and now she is a huge, hormonal pregger bitch.

by TheFlashSimiValley March 3, 2024

customer influx discount

A temporary discount given to customers when purchases are low to encourage more purchases.

We haven't had many customers this morning, apply the customer influx discount to lower prices.

by customerdiscount March 10, 2024

Alzheimer's Disease

Alzheimers Disease is the most common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning with mild memory loss and possibly leading to loss of the ability to carry on a conversa-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning wi-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.

Alzheimer's is... Nvm I forgot.

Person 1: Sorry, I might forget, I have Alzheimer's Disease.
Person 2: Oh, really? You have Alzheimer's?
Person 1: What? I never said I have Alzheimer's.

by menlover_ March 13, 2024

Ohioan Gyattism Disorder

Ohioan Gyattism Disorder (OGD) is a disorder affecting the muscles in the lower back, thigh and in severe cases, the head and neck. The first recorded case was in 1962 in Akron, Ohio affecting a 15-year-old boy "Mat Smith"
Symptoms include:

Pain and discomfort in the lower back, thigh, "behind" and neck.
As the disorder progresses it results in extreme back pain causing the patient to arch their back - thus promoting the progression of "Scoliosis"

At the end of its progression, the disorder causes the "Behind" of the patient to be inflamed, the inflammation can increase the behind's thickness to increase by 3-5 cm.

Person 1: Hey what happened to Mat?
Person 2: You didn't hear? He has OGD.
Person 1: Oh my god, my grandfather has Ohioan Gyattism Disorder!

by WhiteWolf_814519 March 14, 2024

Working On Disappearing

The art of disappearing to work on yourself and elevate to the person you dream of becoming.
Not "ghosting", but completely disappear.

I am working on disappearing until I become a better version of myself

by TopFloorBruce March 28, 2024