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Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by Mr.Unknown0 December 9, 2021
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aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites
"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"
by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016
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Shit

Something that comes out of your ass
“I just shitted my pants, and I was no where near close to a bathroom!”
by Offical_shorty123 June 16, 2022
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double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.
Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn
by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021
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shit a brick

Similarly to shitting stones, shitting bricks, shitting rocks, shitting a brick is when you are terrified, it can be a joking tone or a serious tone although it's mainly a joking tone.

On another serious note I actually shit what seemed to be a brick just a few minutes ago, it was shaped as a block and it inspired me to write this.
My guy, I just shit a brick after taking that incredibly hard test
I just shit a brick and afterwards I felt so good I almost became high
I just shit a brick and it looked like a Poneglyph from one piece
by Greatneil80 November 28, 2022
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WWE Shits

When you love WWE so much that you’ll listen to the entrance music of different wrestlers while taking a shit. Sometimes it’s just used to emphasise a rather big shit too.
Dude, I’m not using that bathroom after Billy. He has definitely been in there taking a WWE shits.
by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024
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That’s that dyke shit

Jj: Hell nah y’all niggas can’t put hot grabba in my joint

The guys: That’s that dyke shit
by Yoyo49302 August 10, 2022
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