shit and mouth disease

When a girl wipes back to front (arse to coochie) and then you proceed to go down on her and eat her shitty fanny

I got shit and mouth disease from going down on that girl that wipes back to front

by Ddkong July 27, 2022

Shit

Shit is the thing that comes out of your ass-hole. Shit is aka Jessica.

Jessica is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochian for shit.

by uuuooooonooooooomie May 28, 2018

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 17, 2018

Pussy shit

When someone's readily saying "no" to requests.

I you were into improv which is yes and? Why are you on that pussy shit today

by Bittersweetpoetry April 1, 2025

Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

WWE Shits

When you love WWE so much that you’ll listen to the entrance music of different wrestlers while taking a shit. Sometimes it’s just used to emphasise a rather big shit too.

Dude, I’m not using that bathroom after Billy. He has definitely been in there taking a WWE shits.

by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024