Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

Dick

A toy girls love to use when horny or are a freak

This is a toy to enjoy called the dick

by Khgjejj March 2, 2021

Kirill dick

The biggest thing in the universe someone said that this thing cum with spatial matter

The theory of Kirill dick

by Molochny xuy January 5, 2022

Dick cheese

A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)

I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore

by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022

On everybody dick

A person who is thirsty, that always needs attention. Someone that is always trying to hang out with others for “clout” or fame

Damn she stay on everybody dick
Damn bro get off my dick

by Thatloverguy19 September 21, 2020

On Dick

When somebody is constantly getting in your business, mostly when they have something against you that really isn't that important, but they treat it as the worst thing to happen since 9/11.

"I'm trying to just talk to people on Discord, but this guy Keith is on dick."

by NabiVR December 21, 2023

dick

dick. otherwise known as a guy's you-know-what. something that literally noone finds attractive, even straight women. men, i hate to burst your bubble, but if your girlfriend has ever said "i like how it looks" shes lying. its ugly and disgusting. the word dick can also be used to describe a person who is being rude/mean, ie someone named aiden.

"wanna see my dick?" -example number 2:- "you're being a dick aiden"

by i fucked ur mom bruh July 27, 2021