Dick

Something that people using urban dictionary will masturbate over.

But seriously... GO TO CHURCH!

2) a plastic dick girls shove in their vag idk why :|

Jeff: hey Kai what do you masturbate over?
Kai: the definition of dildo on urban dictionary
Jeff: go to church demon!

by Stepsisterisstuckagain October 17, 2020

Big dick

Big dick is your penis not small

Your meme good the council will decide your pp size
Oh! surprisingly you have BIG DICK. Nice good so job.,.,

by GHKing December 21, 2019

National Suck Dick Day

this day falls on November 17th!!
So tell your boyfriend!!!

Bob: When is National Suck Dick Day

Ashley: November 17th!!

by BIGGBOIINIBBBA November 4, 2018

dick pics

something that a man asks a women for

want dick pics

by yourgrobert May 12, 2022

vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

dick riding

it means your looking for attention for someone else

* y’all arguing *
the person: bro your dick riding me

by lilheadnametia September 8, 2023

Dick dabbling

After a break up, a female must sample. For a booty call, or whatever.

She has many stories of her dick dabblings.

by anonymous June 29, 2021