dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?
dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!
dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!
by Dickhead Industry November 16, 2022
Get the My shit is outmug. A delicious form of dinner that comes out your ass. Referred as poop shit doo doo and many other luxurious words.
" Karen i just shit myself " "Oh no Margaret not again" The best type of shit is floor shit it has the most flavour and can be smudged around you body as a sign as a respectful person.
by iamaholyspecies November 14, 2020
Get the Shitmug. by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022
Get the that goat just ate my shitmug. Karen's son is an annoying little shit that gets whatever he wants and is constantly throwing temper tantrums
by tiddylicker420 May 27, 2020
Get the Little shitmug. by tolo69 November 23, 2023
Get the boby shitmug. by Bigboyballin_ March 22, 2025
Get the Shit-LaTiermug. A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021
Get the Kindle Shitmug.