Demonstration of Self-Ownership

Ok. So, let's say I don't own myself: Bring me your kid and a loaded gun... And then tell me not to shoot it in the head. If you truly own me I won't be able to pull the trigger....

Hym "Otherwise, that works as a demonstration of self-ownership."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly
Dave: off’s self

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020

self insert

when your mate is chatting someone up in a club and you insert yourself into their conversation, cockblocking and doing your mate a shitty.

fuck off you self inserting piece of shit

by shadowedclouds April 6, 2024

goalie self goal

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.

Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!

by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023

self-worth

Something that when outsourced to surrounding people (e.g., parents), will cause you to thirst for validation.

When she realized her self-worth was entirely based on her parents' approval for every action she wants to do, she knew she needed to find her own sense of value.

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

self unaware bitch

Someone who jokingly calls themself a bitch (or any other form of self deprecating humour that is intended to paint the author in a negative light) but then continues to act like one anyway without realising it

Jim-"Yeah im such a dickhead,"
Bob-"yes you are please stfu,"
Jim-"How dare you even say that you twat, you absolute whale dork,"
Bob-"you're a self unaware bitch,"

by MrWatermelon484 November 2, 2021

Self Defense

most people is to protect yourself but some is to do it with someone at karate

“he strangled me so i laughed uwu” that is self defense right there

by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022