A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
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