Three Eyed Turtle

a synonym for titty fucking.

I gave Cindy a three eyed turtled and then nutted in her eye.

Three Eyed Turtle by Lil' Dilly August 17, 2006

shy turtle 

A shy turtle is the awkward occurrence of a terd that pokes its head out of the anus (shell) but then pulls it in readily at any attempt to defecate it. As a result, this means visiting the dunny numerous times with no apparent luck.

Bob: Geez Billy, you eat some bad curry last night?
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel

shy turtle by Grad2000 March 24, 2011

Frightened Turtle 

When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.

Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*

Frightened Turtle by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

dip the turtle 

have sex. Comes from the head being shaped as a turtle dipping into a very wet pussy.

"so you spent five hours with the girl, and you didnt even dip the turtle, man!"--Mike and Gary (its a show on Comedy Central)

dip the turtle by bojzzle October 6, 2004

Norwegian Snapping Turtle 

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).

"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"

Norwegian Snapping Turtle by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011

water turtle 

cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States

Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.

water turtle by Jaclyn February 8, 2005

man turtle 

90% turtle 10% man.A vere slow unmanly person

You are such a man turtle!

man turtle by sapireriana May 26, 2009