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Ghost Porn

When after done watching a pornographic video, you close the website and due to your crappy internet/computer you continue to here the audio of a chick getting her brains banged out for several more seconds despite the fact that the webpage is closed. Hence the name "ghost porn".
My girlfriend walked in the room and I tried to close pornhub.com really fast but she heard the ghost porn because I have shitty internet.
by Dan2121 November 14, 2011
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Flash porn

Where your not supposed to look at porn on a computer but you log into a porn site for a few seconds to get a peek of tits,cunt etc. and then click it off before anyone sees you.
by Judge dredd7 December 25, 2011
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Grumble Porn

really sick hybrid porn, especially that porn which involves not only dwarves, but shemale scatophile dwarves
I Hate You! You're Such A Grumble Porn-Star!
by Bubba July 14, 2003
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clown porned

When someone's or a group of person's actions, skills, arguement, logic, idea, or perfomance becomes entirely shot down, owned, pwnd, ruin, annihilated, whomped, stomped, crushed, debilitated, obliterated, or any other way proven wrong, futile, or insignificant by another person, group of persons, or most hilariously, AI.
While played Street Fighter 3, Jesse busted out Chun Li's rapid kick super art, which Ben sat back and red parried the entire thing and proceeded to chain into a fierce uppercut chained into a Shoryu Reppa with Ken winning the tournament. Shortly thereafter, Tom came to Jesse's face to rub in it, "Man, Ben just clown porned the shit outta your Chun Li move!"
by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008
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Dolphin Porn

Jotaro is secretly jerking off to Dolphin Porn
by Saitama 777 November 30, 2021
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Porn Horrifioso

when youve seen a porn thats so horrific you cant get it out of your head.
by MrBomangles January 22, 2011
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Porn Phalanx

When one lines up one's porn magazines in a grid formation (e.g. 3 x 5) then proceeds to have a good wank over them
I had my porn phalanx all lined up then the door bell rung and I was busted
by Johov October 23, 2011
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