No nut twenty

Similar to no nut november, but instead you may not nut at all in the year 2020. If you do you now fail and you are a failure. good luck!

Have you failed no nut twenty

by The nut king November 4, 2019

Calm A Nut

To relax in ones sexually frustrated testicular region

Why don't you build me a bridge and calm a nut

by Fatika February 22, 2011

Bloop Nut

Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"

Let me in I'm rolling bloop nut!

by Jessejames May 9, 2012

corn nuts

a corn nut is a small piece of hair sticking out on the side of your head.

"fuck my corn nuts are popping out"

by cocopuffs1122 June 10, 2014

nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.

Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

crack a nut

To ejaculate.

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

by Nutcracker April 23, 2014

Dux nuts

A thing or situation that seems to be the best there is.
Dux: smartest person in a classroom
Nuts: His balls/testicles
It is Aussie slang

"His car is the Dux nuts"
"The computer I have is the Dux nuts"
"This holiday is the Dux nuts"

by trepidations February 20, 2009