The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 07, 2025
n. This word comes to us from an automotive technician who describes a booty so fine, that man would do anything and put up with anything to have it. From what I understand, it is a man's equivalent to what women call infatuation.
She messed me up bad, man. I spent a mint, ditched my best friend, and dissed my momma for that magic booty.
by LadyVelocious June 08, 2014
Magic booty means when a person who shits but got no need to wipe because there’s no poop marks on the anus
by Sssjsjjssjuwjajs August 22, 2022
The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
by kwaping May 02, 2016
by BigTasty95 February 11, 2024
a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents
by micnat January 09, 2005
Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020