dont even joke lad

dont even

bro: wanna hear a joke

me: dont even joke lad

by femboy fucker123 August 7, 2025

Jokes up

Heeeeeell naw

Person 1: Can you take a few dollars off?
Person 2: Jokes up foo

by Runtz Gvng August 8, 2025

inside jokes

i doubt the urban dictionary administrators will accept this

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by Your pseudonym September 6, 2025

Wade joke

A joke that's kind of funny but when you laugh at it you feel like you let yourself and everyone else down

"That was a total Wade joke"

by ILoveKetchup402 January 15, 2025

joked

when you jerk off and the skin comes off your penis

my girlfriend joked me so hard my skin fell of my penis and now i’m in the hospital

by joked123 January 25, 2025

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023