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Cock-block

Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.
1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.

2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
by DennisIsEvil April 12, 2006
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Dropping Cock

I was dropping cock on all those biddies last night at Jon's party.

Watch me go drop some cock on these biddies.

Dude! I'm droppin cock like there is no tomorrow over here!
by JohnMox December 21, 2010
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Cock Fraud

Misrepresenting penis size, either by "packing" pants, or just by lying.
After he took his pants off, she knew she was the victim of cock fraud.
by Notcam March 14, 2003
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cock shock

being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.
by m0n1ng September 14, 2009
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Cock Whisperer

Someone who is able to conquer copious amounts of cock without shame.
"Damn Gina! If I didn't know better, I'd say are the cock whisperer herself!
by Snaptastical January 12, 2008
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cock suck

a person that sucks a mans cock for enjoyment
by ? August 22, 2003
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cock memory

A rare condition effecting those people unfortunate enough to have required a penis transplant. Upon receiving the donated organ the recipient experiences (or inherits) recollections of past encounters involving said member. These can be vivid memories in which the recipient can recall the exact feelings and state of arousal felt by the previous owner. These can be particularly disturbing depending on the sexual predilection of the previous owner.
I had terrible cock memory last night, I’m thinking of having it removed!
by Muttonhernia June 2, 2018
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