work-love

Having a special someone of the opposite sex who you CC on messages for no reason or send funny pictures/videos too. You keep in limited or no contact outside of work and have no sexual chemistry. You are in work-love

Man I CC'd Tanya in my meeting request, she's not even in the same branch!
Dude, that's so work-love

by themrbap April 13, 2014

That's not gonna work for me brotha

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically

Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!

by Professor Sequoia December 31, 2022

Work smarter not harder

This is a phrase that a humble boss would use when they have no idea how to help and want to confess that they are an absolute idiot and to apologise for putting you in a situation where you will probably get sick from stress and overwork.

"I can't believe you agreed to that. There is no way we will get it done in time."

"Work smarter not harder."

"Ok, it isn't your fault that you are a moron. I accept your apology."

by gav-wan December 2, 2021

Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.

"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

give her that work

giving a consenting woman a ginormous penis that you worked hard for

shut the fuck up n go give her that work, irving

by plungerpete12 April 20, 2022

Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Work

the effort of force get the best of resistance or producing molecular change.

"The engine of the car finally started after some hard work, and the car roared to life."

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025