The most extreme form of a tea bag: when a duude is able to successfully fit his entire testes satchel into a chick's asshole.
by abcg May 9, 2005
Get the boston tea partymug. "Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"
"all because of English Tea!!!"
"all because of English Tea!!!"
by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007
Get the English Teamug. Historical event, where Bostonians sneaked onto an English cargo and threw down all the imported tea to protest against the tea tax
by Whale Watcher June 5, 2003
Get the Boston Tea Partymug. Sweet Tea and Whiskey (preferably a cheep canadian brand)
measure 3 parts tea to one part whiskey. Named after its inventor and famous proponent Ben Collins. Named due to the drink, and its benefactor's incredible smoothness, deceptive sweetness, subtle bite, and renown ability to get you fucked up.
Acceptable other names include, "Collins Tea", "BC Tea", and when made with Black Velvet, "Velvet Tea".
measure 3 parts tea to one part whiskey. Named after its inventor and famous proponent Ben Collins. Named due to the drink, and its benefactor's incredible smoothness, deceptive sweetness, subtle bite, and renown ability to get you fucked up.
Acceptable other names include, "Collins Tea", "BC Tea", and when made with Black Velvet, "Velvet Tea".
by Franklin4 May 15, 2011
Get the Ben Collins Teamug. Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.
History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.
History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.
History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
Get the Boston Tea Partymug. by the human of things and things May 1, 2022
Get the warm sausage teamug. An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."
Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.
Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014
Get the Lipton Tea Momentmug.