Excessive sleep deprivation has all the bad parts of being drunk without any of the fun parts.
Staying awake for 24 hours impairs you about as much as being drunk just above the legal limit for driving.
Your sleep deprivation BAC is an estimate of how much your sleep deprivation has impaired you
Staying awake for 24 hours impairs you about as much as being drunk just above the legal limit for driving.
Your sleep deprivation BAC is an estimate of how much your sleep deprivation has impaired you
by SVT13125CNS August 28, 2022
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I can't...
Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam 😖 "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Get the Sleep Central mug.“ hey bro do you know that we have to sleep all day” no I didn’t “ will we all suppose to sleep all day”
by Tightwetwetwet August 21, 2022
Get the Sleep all day mug.after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”
by justskin May 18, 2025
Get the sleep token mug.A time skipping/fast forward ability. To activate close your eyes at night on a comfy bed then when you wake up a huge amount of time will pass by. Time should usually be skipped at around 8 hours to get a passive of regaining all of your energy.
On rare occasions, there will also be a mini-game between sleep called "dreams"
On rare occasions, there will also be a mini-game between sleep called "dreams"
"I closed my eyes at night then when I open them it was morning and I feel refreshed. Could this be sleep?"
by MikeSGA November 23, 2021
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