shat pant

Pants that have been shat in. Usually given as a gift.

Thank you for the beautiful pare of shat pants. That are the finest pare I have seen!

by hotkoreanbabysandwiches May 15, 2016

Love pants

Pants that are comfortable and make you sexually active

Wearing my love pants

by 5555two May 14, 2017

pants pigeons

crabs (or moths??) of the rather large variety

crabs pants pigeons

by deepatchbrown November 22, 2011

Headache in pants

Another name for a boner.

I looked at her and got a headache in pants.

by breakingher December 12, 2012

Pants Cub

A slight bulge in a mans pant, which is to small to be called a pants bear

While Josh has a Pants Bear, Jeff being smaller, has only a Pants Cub.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

Cheeze Pants

When a dude doesn't wash his pants for at least a week, and you can tell.

"Dudebro, he's cheeze pantsing helluhh hard"

"Yeah, he hasn't been home for like two weeks."

by HermanManwells August 19, 2009

drainage pants

Male pants that have the facility to contain a mans yellow fluid until he feels it necessary to release the goods.

Hello Jane, are you ready for me to empty my drainage pants?

by caveman10 May 18, 2016