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Day of 1000 Cuts

A type of bad day that consists primarily of mishaps and general problems that one knowingly has no right to openly complain about, either being too minor and inconsequential to be worth getting upset over or are because of that person's own poor decisions, until the person in question's temper boils over.
I overslept, I forgot to pack a lunch,I stub my toe on the way out, I have to drive for an hour while keeping a fly trapped with me in the car out of my face, I remember that I have to get an oil change, all of my ceramic pots exploded in the kiln because of air-bubbles in them, I leave my homework in my car and only remember until after I make it to class and then I have to sit in traffic in an hour, a firetruck overseeing the wreck taking up three lanes on the freeway. "Death by 1000 Cuts"? Well mine was a Day of 1000 Cuts.
by The Logical Fallacy October 4, 2018
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cold cut combo

A vagina that is not warm after or during intercourse fills cold in tempter
by Pandabear92520 February 18, 2018
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Cold Cut Combo

Jack:That was a good cold cut combo with mayo.
by A good sandwich February 26, 2018
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Catch your cut

Cool Guy language for “you’ll get yours” or “you’re gonna get what’s coming to you”.
Man #1: Aye mane, what I tell you bout fuckin wit them Uptown niggas?

Man #2: Mane fuck them hoe ass niggas, they know how I’m rockin!

Man #1: Aight, nigga. One of these days you gon fuck around and catch your cut!
by NoLimitNiiigaa May 6, 2018
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Cutting a mates grass

the act of dating/sleeping wth a mates girlfriend/partner whilst they are still a couple.
Cutting a mates grass six beers
Cutting a mate's "grass" no beers
by donk1 April 17, 2011
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Cincinnati Buzz Cut

Double circumcision; the act of circumcising an already circumcised individual.
"Hey, have you seen Louie around?"
"Nah, nobody has seen Louie since Tony got ahold of him and gave him a Cincinnati Buzz Cut."
by Murf Bronlo May 26, 2021
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slit-knife-cut

To speak bullshit to make others think you are a tough guy with a computer, when your really a fat douche with a computer.
slit-knife-cut:
Yes I do make hacks for a certain Enterprise.

I got laid when I was 12.
by Professor Spud January 20, 2008
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